Lesson Learned!

Convo I had with my 17 year old daughter right before she was to fix lunch for the kids (cave people).

Alicia: What do I fix for lunch?

Me: Food!

Alicia: For real Mom, quit playing.

Me:Ummm, how 'bout spagetti?

Alicia: Yeah I thought about that but there is no ground meat.

Me: Let me tell you a story daughter.

Alicia: okay....

Me: When I was a little girl my Mom was poor. She couldn't always afford to buy us things, so we made due. When we didn't have shampoo we used a bar of soap. If we didn't have sugar, we did without it. If we didn't have can tomato sauce, she used tomatoes. When we didn't have ground meat, she heated up the ragu sauce and poured it over the noodles! So tell the Cave People they will live and won't die if there is no meat for lunch! Bwhahahhaha!

Alicia: Whatever Mom you suck!

Me: Yeah and your stepdad is happy so shut up! Hahahaha!

and, LetThere be Light!

Today was really no different than any other Sunday. We woke up early and got everyone ready for church. Carlos headed out first cause he is an Usher and has to be there early. As I started to head out the door, 30 minutes later, I got a call from Carlos telling me there was no electricity at the church. I was like awwe man, it's hot outside and i'm fat and sweat easily. This isn't going to be good. So I get there and hear the Pastor had already called the electricity company out to come fix the problem. He had already checked all of our breakers and it wasn't anything on our side. So the elec. man gets there and fixes a busted fuse on the big brown pole. He said it was really unusual that just the fuse busted and not the transformer as well. So instead of it taking 4 hours to fix, it only took 10 minutes. Back into the building we go, and on goes the AC. Weird stuff!

My daughter, Alicia pulled me aside and said her boyfriend Shane wanted to talk to me. So he tells me he really wants to take my family to dinner. I was like uh, no there is too many of us for you to pay for. He started to tell me how much he really wanted to do this for us, then I had a light bulb moment... Hellooo Amy, wouldn't you rather go out to eat than go home and cook for all of these cave people? Seriously, I couldn't say no after that crossed my mind! So we went to eat and when we finished my Mom called me and said my grandma called her and said that at my church in the morning everyone was standing around out side. She said we looked really sad and she was pretty sure someone had DIED! OMG!! Old ladies with their freaking gossip. So anyway my grandma wanted the 411 on who it was. I never called her back, she's crazy! LOL!

After a nap, I'm now drinking a Pepsi and eating a 3 Musketeers watching the Jeffersons, praying my cave kids won't start craving meat for dinner so i won't have to cook! LOL

Step Brothers

OMG! If you have not seen this movie, you have got to go see if. That is only if you like stupid funny. I do! But I'm stupid like that! LOL Seriously, this movie was funny as hell. I laughed the whole way through the movie. I would advise you to not take your children though. At one point of the movie one of the brothers takes out his nutsack and proceeds to rub it all over the drum set. Freaking hilirious.

Carlos is going into Austin this morning to go and pay bills. I don't wanna go with him cause he said we are NOT going out to eat afterward. That sucks! So I'd rather stay home and clean the room. *wink,wink* Or play on the computer!(As he likes to call it) Haha! Dude, I so need to do laundry also. I had to dig to find him clean shorts. So *yawn* I need to do laundry before he starts recycling! Bwhahahahahahaha! TMI! I know! hahahhahaa! I think after watching that movie it made me stupid too! So beware for that!

Alicia and I are laying on my bed laughing our asses off at Carlos because he has this totally bad habit of singing songs in spanish. Like Cyclone, or Wanted dead or Alive. It's stupid funny! LOL

Save the DRAMA for your Momma.. oh, that's ME!

I'm Amy, a 32 year old Momma to 6 kids. I was recently married (May 24th, one day before my bday)to the man of my dreams, Carlos! Only I didn't realize how demanding this man would be! Wash his clothes, clean my hair from the shower drain, make him dinner and lunch for work, oh and my favorite, get him a beer! Seriously! LOL! He's great and he's a keeper!
So you probably wonder how can I work and have so many kids at home. Easy... if I stayed home with the kids all day, I might strangle them! Ha! I kid, I kid. Call off CPS! But seriously, I work to keep my sanity. I blog to vent! I drink to unwind! Hahaha, I only drink sometimes!
I did get involved with Ameriplan selling their health discount program and helping people start their company doing the same! Residual income will release me from my spending woes in the future. LOL Then I can stay home while ALL the kids are in school! Great timing huh? check it out http://deliveringonthepromise.com/40611842 ok, I'll stop trying to sell and blog, do ya blame me? LOL!
As far as family goes, I have a Mom, Emma. She is 50 something and has started acting like my grandma. Although she doesn't realize it! My Dad, Gilbert passed away a couple of years ago. That's it about him, cause I still can't talk about that with anyone. I have a twin sister, Cecilia. We call her Sissy. She is ummm, unavailable at the moment. Ha. damn the ghettoness just falls out of me! My oldest Brother, Eric lives in Wyoming with his wife Angela that is in the Air Force. They have 3 kids, Landon, Sophia, and Aiden. Then there is the lil bro, Steve. He lives here in Austin with his wife Sarah. They have 2 kids, errr, Yorkies named Bailey and Sadie. They are the bad kiddos we don't like to invite over.LOL Then there is my clan, Amy, me! Carlos, Dad to Anessa and step dad to the other 5. Alicia, my oldest. She is going to be a senior this year and has a boyfriend. I know, that is scary! Robert, who just turned 14 years old today! He is a freshman now and play the saxophone in band and is a football player too. Ryan is 12 and supposed to go to 6th grade but he failed his Math TAKS. Then there is Audrey she is 10 yrs old. She is really clean and organized. She likes to help out in the kitchen too. Ariana, is 9yrs old. She's like me, LAZY. But she is sharp in school and knows her shit. Alot like me! Haha! Then there is Anessa, my baby girl! She is 6 and gets to do what she wants cause she is the baby. I had my tubes tied so she gets all the spoiling.
So I hope you find my family interesting and we keep you entertained. We are full of Drama, thus the name Drama Momma!